Feb 16, 2009

Lunchtime Report

Motivation and enthusiasm came to a halt today defying the rising trend which is most probably a result of the weekend. Lance Molyneaux finished in King even after an average performance.

Tim Apps was one of few who stood out today with a thunderous start to the game today. He managed to snatch King a number of times and retain it. Simon Gray a usually high performer continued his fine form today with another good session as he commanded the squares unlike Rhys Williams who despite the advice was unable to. Shane Garner's performance was not up to scratch today as he struggled to make an impression on the top players. All eyes were on Thomas Smith as the most recent player of the day to step up and work bt we didn't see it in him today.

Rhys Williams started in his preferred position (King) and managed to maintain it for a round or two. A secret alliance where Lance Molyneaux intended to betray Rhys Williams failed and was unsuccessful as Rhys never made it to King again, but we did manage to see Rhys play some unorthadox headers. Some players refused to get him out commenting that; "He's a scapegoat, free square and most of all ridiculous entertainment".

Some new Kings took the throne today, Callum Ireland being the most significant. It was an accomplishment for him, a real milestone in his handballing career. After Shane Garner's horrible performance today the players sponsor have threatened to withdraw funds unless a new coach was appointed. This was a real shock to The Handball Premier League as supports believed that such a young player should not have such pressure on him.

All players contributed today and we saw the best and worst of them all. Alejandro Barrientos as per usual showed enthusiasm that many lacked. But all was well...
and they lived happily ever after.




....Amen

Today's player ratings:
Tim Apps: 8
Alejandro Barrientos: 7
Julian Beardman : 6
Jan Coetzee: 7
Thomas Firkin: 5
Shane Garner: 4
Simon Gray: 9
Callum Ireland: 6
Travis Judd: 5
Aniket Mehindale: 5
Lance Molyneaux: 7
Hayden Murray: 6
Max Prestidge: 5
Thomas Smith: 6
Kawana Waugh: 5
Rhys Williams: 6

Today's King: Lance Molyneaux

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